The original Offbeat Alphabet Letters
When it was done I amused myself by trying to come up with words for every letter. Some were easy: prime directive, Pon Far, pointed ears, photon torpedoes, phasers, physics (ya cannae change the laws of), peaceful mission, ect. Some were harder: Uhura... uniform... uh?? UFO? When I had time I would pull the list out and work on it, finding alternatives, moving things around, trying not to use something related to Spock on every single letter.
I'm finally happy with it, so I've decided to do it. I'm going to do the whole alphabet. Here's my progress so far:
A is for Alternate Universe, a la Mirror Mirror - you know, the one where Spock has a goatee (and it was a feat of restraint that I didn't do Spock for that one).
L is for the way non-corporeal energy beings kidnap and unnaturally extend the lives of astronaughts in the name of Love. Episode -Metamorphosis.
Some of these are not super new, so you may have seen them before, and some I made just a few days ago.
N is for New Life and New Civilizations- which you can read more about here.
X is for the scientific word for alien biology, which Kirk is an expert in. (haha Kirk's a player, we get it, leave it alone. But seriously, view this meme for a more accurate representation than my narrow representation of one aspect of Kirk, also it's hilarious.)
M is for Menagerie. Aliens, a word of advice, just... don't put humans in a cage. Just don't do it. Kirk will talk your robot overlord into self-destructing, Pike will prove to be way too uncooperative and contrary to control, and Spock will make a laser out of a light bulb and a piece of equipment that sounds very helpful, but never gets used for its intended purpose, and then you will get nerve pinched, blown up, and/or die.
The count so far: